Top 10 pirate pick-up lines


1. I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted.

2. Yo, ho ho! Bottle of rum?

3. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr you free this weekend?

4. If you were a pirate, which shoulder would you place your parrot on?

5. Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber!

6. So you’re the new cabin boy/girl, eh?

7. I’ll name me ship after ye.

8. Nice Mast.

9. Ahharrr! I’ve been keepin’ an eye out for you!

10. I wouldn’t mind being banished from the ship, as long as I’m stuck on a godforsaken island with ye.

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